The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel

El Nido resort with private beach and spa

Private Beach Access

The Funny Lion - El Nido provides exclusive access to Papaya Beach, a private stretch of sand reached by a complimentary boat transfer. This secluded spot offers kayaking, paddle boarding, and snorkeling among coral reefs where turtles are often spotted. A small on-site shop sells drinks and snacks, and the hotel runs two daily shuttles to and from the beach.

Dining & Breakfast

Breakfast at The Funny Lion El Nido is a buffet with American, Asian, and local Filipino options, including made-to-order eggs and fresh tropical fruits. The on-site restaurant, The Hunt Bar, serves lunch and dinner with dishes like pork sandwich and ceviche, plus a Friday night buffet. Cocktails are available during happy hour at the Pride Rock Deck, offering views over El Nido town.

Spa & Wellness

The hotel's Raja Spa provides a range of treatments including full body, foot, and couples massages in a dedicated spa center. Guests receive a 20% discount on spa services, which also include back, neck, and hand massages. The outdoor swimming pool, open year-round, features a pool with view and is surrounded by sun loungers and bean bags.

Activities & Recreation

Guests at Funny Lion El Nido can borrow free bikes to explore the area, or join scheduled archery sessions and cycling tours. The fitness center has new equipment, though no treadmill, and an alternative gym is located one minute away at Ritual Fitness. For relaxation, the property offers a pool with view, bean bags, and live music on select evenings.

Location & Services

Located 1300 ft from El Nido Beach and less than 0.5 miles from Caalan Beach, the hotel is a 5-minute walk to the town's restaurants and bars. The 24-hour front desk offers concierge service, luggage storage, and assistance booking island hopping tours. A paid airport shuttle service runs to El Nido Airport (4 miles), and free private parking is available.

• Location: 1300 ft from El Nido Beach, 5-minute walk to town
• Private Beach: Exclusive Papaya Beach with complimentary boat transfer
• Dining: Buffet breakfast with American & Asian options, The Hunt Bar
• Spa: Raja Spa with 20% guest discount
• Activities: Free bikes, archery, cycling
• Services: 24-hour front desk, concierge, airport shuttle (paid)